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WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF MAGNIFICENT FAILURES & SPECTACULAR SOLUTIONS

Ever wondered what relationship advice, teacher training, and squirrel-proofing have in common? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 

But who cares when they’re all this good?

Yes, I'm the mad genius behind multiple unrelated products.

Deal with it.

WHAT I'VE UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD:

Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder

Bird lovers rejoice! I’ve outsmarted creatures with brains the size of peanuts. My greatest achievement? Perhaps.

  • “How to Stop Gray Squirrels From Eating Your Bird Seed!”

    Stop Gluttonous Gray Squirrels From Eating the Bird Seed. This homemade squirrel deterrent will save you hundreds of dollars on bird seed!

  • “Stopping the Seed Thieves!”

    Finally, there is a way to stop these gray invaders. Stop them cold without hurting a single hair on their body. In fact, this anti gray squirrel feeder system not only stops them from eating the bird seed, but provides hours of entertainment as you watch the squirrel’s fail and fall harmlessly to the ground. Such a joy to behold!

  • Gray Squirrels

    Cute little creatures with voracious appetites. They will attack your bird feeder with gusto and devour all your expensive sunflower seeds.

How Garage Sale Flippers are Making a Killing and You Can too

“Double Your Profits—Learn the Hidden Flipping Secrets the Pros Don’t Want You to Know!”

TWO money-making guides for the price of one! Learn hidden treasures to look for and where to flip them for crazy profits!

  • 👉 Are You Making These Costly Mistakes?

    Most people overlook high-value items sitting right under their noses. But not you—not after reading this! I’ll show you a jaw-dropping list of hidden treasures that could be making you money right now.

  • 🔍 5 Little-Known Sources of Flipping Gold

    Think garage sales and thrift stores are your only options? Think again! These overlooked sources are goldmines waiting for the right flipper to strike.

  • 🤫 The Dirty Little Secret That Pays Off Big at the End of College Semester

    Ever wonder where students ditch their valuable stuff before heading home? I’ll show you exactly how to cash in at the right moment.

  • 💰 How to Earn Your ‘Flipping Doctorate’ and Make Bank

    This is a proven roadmap to flipping success—follow it and watch your profits soar.

If Only I Could Sleep in Your Warm and Cozy Bed

Discovery: “You Can Put Your Kids to Bed Without the War and Guilt! Bonding with your kids before bedtime…beautiful, lovely, heartwarming. Three words can change those loving moments to a living hell. What three words? “Time for Bed!”

  • Turn Bedtime Battles Into Bonding Moments

    Say goodbye to tears and guilt. This storybook transforms the dreaded “Time for Bed!” into a peaceful and loving ritual that both parents and kids can enjoy.

  • A Cozy Bed Worth Sharing

    “If Only WE Could Sleep in Your Warm, Cozy Bed” takes children on a wild and whimsical journey as animals from all over the world wish they could sleep in your child’s bed—making bedtime something to look forward to.

  • From Crib to Big Kid Bed

    Perfect for transitions, this heartwarming story helps children embrace their new sleeping space by showing just how special and magical their own bed truly is.

The Trout Catcher-RX

We are about to change how you fish for trout! Any kind of trout! Brook trout, brown trout, lake trout, rainbow trout, or any other species of trout.

We will introduce you to the ultimate  trout lure, a lure that is widely used for other species of fish, but ignored by trout fisherman.With a few magical variations, it is a trout fisherman’s dream lure, which can be made at home for about .19 cents!

MORE BOOKS.

Where relationship wisdom, educational brilliance, and squirrel-defeating strategies collide

adventures in solving problems you didn't realize were connected

6 Ways to Being a Great Teacher

1. Foster Meaningful Relationships with Students Why it matters: Students are more likely to engage, learn, and behave well when they feel respected […]

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